Mike's sitting at the bar reading a paper when the cook speaks up

Mike Du Jour
by Mike Lester

I had to terminate Brent, a goofball one hundered percent.

Mike Du Jour
by Mike Lester

I promised a fiver to meet at the river,

Where he stepped in a tub of cement.

Mike says what happened to firing???

I fired a magician named Raff, whose work had become quite a laugh.

I was paying him double to be twice the trouble,

So i decided to cut him in half.

-effectively doubling your work force.

I plotted to oust Madalene. From the breakroom she tole everything.

But she never knew she ate moldy moo-shu

So she got free food poisoning.

Consistency.

Such a pain in the rear became Ted, that I secretly wanted him dead.

Obsessed with his garden and increase in carbon

He was destined to be composted.

I wish I could do it all over...

I had to dispatch Ricardo. Who'd recently become a problem-o.

The plan wasn't complex. "Just stand on the X"

Where i quickly release the piano.

This story arc can't be over soon enough for you.

I once fired a fellow named grimes. His refusal to speak was a crime.

While invading your space with his pasty white face

It's no wonder nobody likes mimes.

We should put them all in a box.

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